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kon kahta ha k Pakistan main job nahi milti
yeh lo jharo
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or shandar career ka aghaz karo.



Antar mantar jadu jantar chinko finko tinko shoo shoo
Kuch mahsoos hua
Nahi na?
Jadoogar ne b yeh hi kaha tha k ye jaadu insano per hi aser karta hai


1 chooha sharab k nashe mae tha 1 bili usae boli aaj tenu khan nu dil kerda aay
chooha: ja ni kutt na kha layi. Faer loki kain dae baeghert nae janani kutt ditti!


Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi. Meri mohabat ka khun ho gya, dukh is bat ka b nahi. Dukh to is bat ka hai k,
Wahan..
Mujhe.
Pepsi nahi mili


Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty parhty.
Munda.
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ly hon pardi reh


Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai
Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi, roti mangi hai.



pathaan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?


Laziness is our biggest enemy. (Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies. (Quaid e Azam)
"Lo dasso! ab kis ki maney�? Mamu di ya chachu di?
hehe


Na Hawa Na
Saya hai!
Ahsas Tum Ko ab
Aya Hai!
Humein Bhi
SMS Kar K Dekh
Lo Dost!
COMPANY Ne
Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girl
FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.


Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya




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