Insulting Sms Page 3


door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha
najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha

tumara chera moti saman moti hamara kutteka naam

Always smile ,you know why?
bcoz..hanso ,jiyo ?
muskurao kya pata ?
kal daat ho na ho?

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.


Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti, Tum us baat pe wo kehti, Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko. 3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo



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