Jokes Sms Page 3


MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para.

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

Pati patni se: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
Patni:(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!
Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai

Fresh flowers for you
.
.
what are you looking for
????
.
.
have some sense
.
yeh mobile hai "gamla nahii...............!

A - u r ATTRACTIVE
B - u r the BEST.
C - u r CUTE
D - u r DEAR to me
E - u r EXCELLENT
F - u r FUNNY
G - u r GUD LOOKING

H - HA HA HA
I - I M JOKING...

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..
Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho..

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
chahe jitna DEW pilalo,
sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!!
humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.



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