Jokes Sms Page 6


Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...


Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education...


a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own


A Nurse come in Doc"s Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.


girl:if u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:laikan yahan tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi


lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa


always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one


Q........Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi


Tumhary saath kia masla hai?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia, tumhari delivery report aa jati hai.


kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe. ye kase mumkin hai
baqi 3 ganje they




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