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Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite, to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay


Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY

Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother"s younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM


Happiest man is on whose,
daughter"s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl


A FAMILY SAW ""SHOLAY"" MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
"" NACH BASANTI NACH""
CHILD ADDED
""NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA""


STUDENT: But I don"t think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it"s the lowest mark I can give you.

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They"re below C level



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