Sardar Joke Sms Page 3


Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!


Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai


strange man. Friend: Didn"t u follow them? Sardar: No yaar, i have already seen that movie :-)


Shayari by sardar:- khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Road pe jake dekha to khidki me koi nai tha :-)


INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.How can u Escape if d room got FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop Imagining


A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me "PUNJAB MAIL" aayi.Sardar bag k train me chada or wife se bola "jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana!!!


Aik sardar bachpan se heiraan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behn k do bhai phir mera aik kaise .


Sardar watching star tv.. Bech main advertize aya "aap dekh rahe hai "star tv".. Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu......


EK SARDAR NE SABHI DOSTON KO SMS KIYA, ""MY MOBILE NUMBER HAS CHANGED, EARLIER IT WAS NOKIA 2100 NOW IT IS NOKIA 6600"" !!


Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office




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