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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Please
( ) press down!
( ) )

( ")
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ")".:,".;.
/ / ";".",,"
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!

( ")
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ") engaged
/ , "
( ) )

married
, - - .
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Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

I"ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.



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