Sardar Joke Sms Page 6


Q :) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale??????????? A :) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

Sardar g ghar se niklay or apne gari or Romal ghar me he bhol gaye.onhon ne aone bewe ko awaz de or kaga ke parwen gari thalay sut.parwen boli sardar g gari tot jaye G.sardar g bolay koi Gal nahi me Catch Kar lan ga.bewe ne gari Nechay soti to gari tot gaye.sardar G bolay OOOoooY parwen Romal ne suten me utay a kar lejana wan.

Sardar g ne dekha ke aik bacha nehar me dob raha tha.sardar G nehar me gaye or bachay ko bacha leya.logon ke kaha ke wa wa wa sardar G.U r So Great.Sardar G ne bachay ko dobara nehar me dhaka de deya.or Bolay "Nakey kar darya me dal"

Sardar G Chat se nechay geray.Log akhaty ho gaye or Pocha sardar G ke hoya sardar g Bolay monu ke pata me te apay hun ayan.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.


2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!



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