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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

If u save this msg, it means I"m cute. If u edit this, I"m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i"m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i"m cute!

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I"l tak u to an eye specialist.


If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don"t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.



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