Politics Sms Page 1


Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???


Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka

bhala hoga

President:
Shetani

Prime Minister:
Gillani

Army Chief:
Kiyani

Speaker:
Zanaani

Aata Na Roti

Bijli Na Paani

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani..!!


Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General Pervaiz


Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.

Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
.
.
.
niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!

3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.

1: "SHIRK" krny wala

2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala

3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala.

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.



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