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solve this ...i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?

When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to

u!!

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOA

T-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

Answer = SMILE

Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear


Answer=Gori

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???


Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

HAIR

AIR
-
-
-

Answer : CHAIR

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

(Answer is “KISS”).

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?


Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay

ko bata day ga.



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