One line Jokes Text Messages, One line Jokes SMS Page 1

One line Jokes Sms Page 1

If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

When money talks, the criminal walks.

I"m not getting older...I"m getting bitter.

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it"s hand grenades I throw.

I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

I"m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

Is it time for your medication or mine?

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