Funny Sms Page 44


khaaboon main aaey gaey sms ki terhann,
dil main bas jaey ringtones ki terhann,
mera pyar khabhi kam na hoo ga balance ki terhann,
bas tum busy na rehna network ki terhann.

Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans.: life boy.

mai tuhadi foto kichaan!
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ready?
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es-tady....
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o hans naa yaar........?
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krach........................!!!!!!!!!!!!
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developing.............................
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wah wah wah.
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,****,
( @ @ )
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hy mai mar javan,
kinnay sohnay drowny ho tussi.

Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......

itni choti nahi dosti apni kaisay sooch lia k kinara agia
loo ho gai mobile mein roshni lo sms hamara agia

Jazz menu main kuhsamdid miss k liye 1 dabaen kiss k liae 2 dabae lips to lips k
liae 3 dabaae or systam se ekraj hone k liae apna jala dabae

if u sav dis
message, it means i m
CUTE

if u edit dis, i m still
CUTE

if u fwd dis , ur
spreadin dat i am
CUTE

if u erase dis,ur
jealoues of me coz i am
CUTE

Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man the again he took some rest then he created woman, till that day the God and the man
have never taken rest.



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