Funny Sms Page 5


MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai.

How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki�. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !




Raabert : Baas, Sona kahan hai? (Where is the gold?)
Ajeet : Saara beach hamaara hai. Kahi bhee so jao raabert.

Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai..
Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre
haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado.
Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.
Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do
ghadi ka mehmaan hai.

Ajeet : Is gaddaar ko shaampein mein dubaa do.
Raabert : Lekin kyon, baas?
Ajeet : "Shame se" nahin to "Pain" se mar jaayega...

Maine tumhare yadon mein,
ro ro ke tub bhar diya,
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha dho ke chal diye.

Apple Kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se.

School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so that you can die rich.
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.



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