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Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.

Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?
.
.
Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai.
Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti,
Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.

Tumne mere dil se khela,
Tumne mere tan se khela,
Tumne mere man se khela,
... Wah Wah Well Played.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..



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