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English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we

In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent. But a girl needs only 4% talent. Remaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%
with her.

Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid cool lekin, koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay

Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN


Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.

Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai

agar amer hai to kani parti hai

Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-)

ik pagal gusy main;


oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............


dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahah


main tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)


Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya



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