Jokes Sms Page 13


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn"t heavy


Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women

Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.

World"s Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...


Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love


Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!




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