Jokes Sms Page 14


Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching History.

Boss: I will give you 3000 Per month and in three months, I will raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start? Santa: In three months.

Mom: Where are you off to now? Son: I am gonna join the army. Mom: But legally you are only an infant. Son: That is all right, I am going to Join the Infantry.

Ques: Did you hear about the blonde who was tap dancing? Ans: She broke her ankle when he fell into the sink.

Doc: Your fee is more then we get paid for medical care. Mechanic : You always have the same model but we have to keep up to date with new models every year.

Ques: What did the gangsters son tell his dad when he failed his examination ? Ans: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but i never told them anything.

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa: That is great, I will take two of them.

Company offered Rs.500 for each money saving idea submitted by its employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250.

Ques: What did the valentine card say to the stamp ? Ans: Stick with me and we will go to lots of places!



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