Jokes Sms Page 15


Q: Know what the difference between in laws and outlaws is ? Ans: Outlaws are wanted!

Boy: Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Father: Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother Because i still have mine.

Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see.


How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I"ve 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I"m Going 2 introduce 2 u Later

1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............


Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain


Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING


Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!

in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!


A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."




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