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Adult Sms Page 9


3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna

A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!


I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!


kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........

Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......

• Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!



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