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Srdr: Mestriji, Bed pakka banana, Mere Bete ko Bahu par chadna he
Mestri: Aisa bed banaunga ki, chahe sara maholla chhad jaye kuch nahi hoga

Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,
jahan per randian basti thee,
unki gand my itni masti thee,
jitna dalo hansti thee, (end)

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i"ll pay u back in monthly instalments.

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija - Main board banwa dunga - "10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:..

Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
"OH GOD, OH GOD"

Wife: Mummay Dabata Hay,Tangen Uthata Hay,Jhatkay Lagata Hay,
BOLO BOLO BOLO KON?
HSBAND: KON MAIN?
Wife Nahin Humara Naya "NOKARR"

Sardar First Night Ko Poori Taqatse Wife Ko Fuck Karne Ki Koshish Ki, Lekin Naakam Raha,
Phir Wife Se Bola : Bahut Tite Hai, Am I The First Gay ??
Wife : Na Ji Na, Others Remove My Panty First !!

Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya



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