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Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000


or

condom
Rs 5

faisla aap per hai

Dil Me Arman Tha Ki Uski Salwar Ka Naala Kholenge,
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho

"Nangi Hi Chali Aayi"

Teacher: Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?

Sardar: Madamji, Tusi Itna Bhi Nahi Jante,

Simple,B"cause

CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN !!!


Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai
Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai
Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai
Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai


Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karma chahta hun.
Girl: seedha kiyun nahin kehte k underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!

love is life
who is your wife
when she will sacrifice
i will make her my wife

Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karma chahta hun.
Girl: seedha kiyun nahin kehte k underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!

Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye.

college wali
masale dar:
office wali
narum narum:
muhale wali
garma garam:
aap kya samjhaye?
may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon


AMERICAN SAYS: INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.ANGRY SARDAR STARTED SHKING HIS PENIS.AMERICAN:WHY R U SHKING UR COCK? SARDAR:I AM FUCKING MY WIFE THRU BLUETOOTH



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