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what"s common between the SUN & WOMEN"S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don"t say loose motions hai.

main mangta hoon tu dati nahi... jawab meri baat ka.....
deti hai to khara ho jata hai...
rom rom jazbat ka...
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo...
baloo main phool gulab ka.....

Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!

Boy : Oh !! Accha ? To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?

Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son"s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

Election 2008
( Free Tips )
Fit Auntiyan chahiye hon to "PPP" join karen!
Fit Larkiyan chahiye hon to "PML(Q)" join karein!
Londay baazi kerni ho to (MMA) join karey
Gand marwa k saudia jana ho to PML(N) join karey
Ganduon k hathon katal ho kay bori main marna ho to MQM join
karey
Agar Sirf muth pe guzara kerna ho to Tehreek-e-Insaaf join karey
Aur agar in sab ki gand marni ho to army join kare

teacher :kisi aisi cheze ka naam batao jis ka sirf suna ho par dekha na ho

student : teacher behan ka lora

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.



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