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Nasibo Lal new song..
Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi pathan sajna.

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.)

lagthe hain mote mote boo boo

nikalta hai iss main see doo doo

kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)

Love is like a "PENT" But friendship is like a "CHADDI", bcoz "PENT" phaat bhee jaee to "CHADDI" Izzat bacha leti hai.. So thanks for being my "Chaddi"

Sardar: Will u merry ,after i die?
Wife: No, I will live with my sister.
Wife: Will u merry, After i die?
Sardar: No, I will also live with my sister.

1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon ne poocha Kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman"s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!


A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock!

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, "HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?"




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