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Chinese Couple:
A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as "Jo-Hua", "So-Hua"

Kon kahta hay dost humari chudai hogi,
yah afwa kisi bhanchod nai urai hogi,
ghuss k teri gand mai rahain gay sada,
itni jaga tu hum nain banai hogi

Q: What is the difference b/w Secretary & private secretary?

Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye...

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro...

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don"t know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.



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