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agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali billi aap k agey se guzar jae to is ka kya matlab hai?????


iss ka matlab hai k
kali billi b kahi ja rahe hy...

2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insan kaamp jata hai lekin karne wale ko kuch nahin hota

ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apne 4 saal ke bete ko jo sahih se bool bhi nahin sakta tha use...........


school bhej dia.

What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"


Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".


Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,

Usne jeevan bigaar liya.

Aur

Samajh k ki jisne shaadi,

Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.

Meri her saans mein tum ho,
meri her soch mein tum ho,
meri her dharkan mein tum ho,
meri her Aas mein tum ho,
aur
1 tum ho

pata nahin kahan gum ho

Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha...

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To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye,

Jaan LeLo Pathano Ki, Har Baat Main Joke Chahiye..!

Dil Main Tum
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Dharkan Main Tum
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Aankhon Main Tum
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Saanso Main Tum
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Jahan Bhi Dekho
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Bas Tum He Tum
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Dettol Wali Aunti Such Kehti Hai
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^JARASEEM^ Har Jagah Hote Hain...!



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