Funny Urdu Sms Page 4


Police man : jail mai kese aye?
Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi,
Us k seenay par "PRESS" likha hua tha,
Aur mai nay "PRESS" kar diya

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

sharabi(india gate ke samne khada tha): aur chilaya "taxi".
driver: kahna jana hai.
s:india get.
(thode der bad )
d:uthro india gate aa gya hai.
s:1 sala de ta hoon, etani tej gadi mat bhagaty ho.

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Woh to humhe naa mili............
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital,
with flowers & goes..

but

A True Friend sits near u & says:
Yaar! buhat tite Nurse hai, Araam se theek hona

Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi...
yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay...
Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi.....

Himesh Reshamia ka kutta ghar se bhag gya Dusre Kutte ne
"pucha yaar tune ghar kyu choda?"
kutta bola:- yaar rat ko gaane ki practice wo karta hai subha
log mujhe marte hai...

Bhikaari: 1 Rupiya De De,
Main Ne 3 Din Se Khaana Nahin Khaayea Hai,
Memon: 100 Rupe Doon Ga Pehle Yeh Bata
1 Rupiye Me Khaana Kahan Milta Hai???

Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington



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