Funny Urdu Sms Page 2


Lo Jee Mitraan Di Pur-Zor Farmaish Tey

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Awaam Dey Jazbaat Di Tarjumani Wastey

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IK WAARI FAIR . .


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WAPDA TEY

~ LAKH LANAT ~ ;-)


Boy to his Friend:
Yaar Meri Girl Friend ki Birth Day hai...
Usaya Kya Gift doun... Kuch samaj nahin Aaraha...
Friend:
Dikhnay main Kaisi hai???
Boy:
Bohot Khubsurat hai...
Friend:
Acha tu Phir Aisa karo k


Mera Number dedo...

Poori botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi, dua salaam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum beemar pade hai, Kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye...

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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Thori Deer baad sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gai

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Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo
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Q k Woh parsoon bhi to Ho sakta hay

Someone said Meera u r lookin so HOT. Meera said no no i hve 2 air conditioners in my room that"s y im not so HOT and i don"t work in HOT conditions.

Laloo Parasad America gay Bush kay paas english sekhni.
Waapis ay tu bush ne phone laloo prasad ne kaha "Hello Who"s Speaking"
Bush Ne Kaha "Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Raha Hun"

hamy garo ny lota apno may kaha dam tha.mujy waha dafnana jaha mary mohbob ka kadam tha

ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he
postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police station ja kar report karwa
Admi: kya karo khushi k marey kuch samajh nahi araha

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!



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