Funny Urdu Sms Page 10


shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.

Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!

7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.

Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......

Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai

Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai.
1.dono gram honi chaye.
2.dhod zada hona chahiye.
3.raat ko sooney na dey.

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!

Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae,
hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!!

sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay



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