Funny Urdu Sms Page 8


Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....

Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT BHAI

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....

Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????



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