Funny Urdu Sms Page 7


kia andaz hai
kia jalwa hai
kia style hai
aur kia smile hai
msg to karti nahin
aur fakhar se kehti ho mere pas mobile hai...

Jab tujhko koi zakham laga,
to libas apna phar diya,
gireban apna chak diya,
aur tere zakham se lipat gai,
yehi to hy kam mera,
SANI-PLAST hy naam mera.

Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!

Darte haian kahi sab tabha na ho jaie,
Mera pyaar sabki nazar mein gunah na ho jaie,
Main sabr kar lungi mager darr lagta hai,
Jisko chahte haian wo bewafa na ho jaie.

3 monkeys run from zoo ,1st found watching tv 2nd found playing football 3rd ................ no dear its not u . hamesha esa hi q sochti ho , wo mila he nahi


Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Muna Bhai: simple.... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!

Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!

Ques: pathan aur gadhe main konsi 2 cheezien Same hain?
Ans: Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain Aur barre ho kar transport ka kaam kartay hain.

Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!


I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.



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