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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"

Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don"t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn"t say he got out

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!


Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I"m sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions



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