Santa Banta Sms Page 7


Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u"ll die.
Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I"d pick U coz it"s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.



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