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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!



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