Santa Banta Sms Page 9


Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn"t tell me where..

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..


Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t came back yet!
Santa: Why don"t u cook something else?

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I"m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.



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