Funny Sms Page 26


shah jahan ne taj mahal ki her dewar ko dekha, her menar ko dekha, har kaleen ko dakha, har khidki ko dekha
or bola....
maa kasam
bohut kharcha ho gaya hai

lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
7 PHERO k satth koi apko bhand jaeja,
abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo ,
kya pata kal kaun cartoon apko saup diya jayega...

What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Again......

on a romantic date sardar"s girl friend ask him "darling on our
engagement will u give me a ring" sardar said, ya sure wats ur phone number

calender of love
jan-rose
feb-propose
mar-gift
april-lift
may-cheating
june-dating
july-miss u
aug-kiss u
sep-romence
oct-sex
nov-relax
dec-next

Railway mein job karni hai?
Rs.88000 milegi
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Kaam yeh ke train ki "Head lights" toot gaye hen aap ko moam bati le ker train
ke aage aage bhagna hai

Munna Bhai: Circuit agar bina dantoon ka kuta kate to kya karne ka ???
Circuit: Bole to simple bhai .. bina sui ka injection lene ka ..

Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhorh Do

Chupke Chupke Yon Nazar Milana Chhorh Do

Kisi Din Bohat Pito Gay Unse Tum

Yeh Masjidon Se Jootay Churana Chhorh Do.

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Hamari yaad main ansoo baha kar tu dekho
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