Funny Sms Page 28


Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi .
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ?
Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya.
Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ?
Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya.

Student : sir manhoos or phitkaar main kya farak ha ?
Sir : Beta jo is wakat sms par raha ha wo manhoos ha or jo us ka moon per baras rahi
ha wo phitkaar ha.
it is so simple.

AAJ AAP
"DIL"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"JIGER"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"DHARKAN"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"JAAN"TAK
MANGO
DE SAKTE HAIN



KIYON KE



IN 4 FILMOON KI CDS
GHAR PER PARI
HOWI HAIN
HEHEHEHEHEHE

Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying
Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all"
Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!!

Wife : Look dear that is my ex boy friend in the bar drinking since i left him 10 yrs
Husband : Nonsense no one can CELEBRATE that long.

Dil diya tha dildar ko dildar samhaj kar,
Woh kha gaya oolo ka patha niswar samhaj kar.

aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good
looking. So where are you gonna to hide Me?

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so
hurry up!



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