Funny Sms Page 30


Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana peena, Sona rehna, Every
things free, For more information just dial 15

It is best to have American salary, Chinese food , German car and Pakistani wife.
And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German food and Pakistani salary.

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead.
oye hello
i am talking about OXYGEN

Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin,
Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin.

Quaid foot ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

Khuda karay tera mobile kho jaye
Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye
Karoon sms larkion ko naam tera aye
Mar tujhay paray kalayja mera thanda ho jaye

Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han,
kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain,
jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain.

when i was born shaetan said oho..
another angel
but when u were born shetan said oh shit..
competition !!!

No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u

Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.

Jazz menu may kusamdeed
Mangni kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye



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