Funny Sms Page 32


Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley,
Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley.

App ka roz Subha ko Hummaray ghar anna.
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza kathktana
Kabhi Payar say khana
Kabhi zoor say chalana


Baji gee Kura laya doo.

butt kala hoto mar do
masli chita ho to mar do
arien fuji ho to mar do
shiekh sakhi ho to mar do
shah koja ho to mar do
GUJER jesa bhi ho os ko mar do

a man on wife"s birthday had no money so he sent a chq written "100 kisses" when he return home his wife said "thnks for chq" i got it cashed from bank"s
manager!

mil gaya
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oye mil gaya
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oye oye mil gaya
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oho mil gaya
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oye oye oye
mil gaya
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ohh ho
mera sms parhne
wala 1 or bewaqoof mil gaya1

na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka,
teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka.

In Day
I MISS U
At Night
I MISS U
At Home
I MISS U
At Work
I MISS U
In Garden
I MISS U
At MOSQUES
I MISS U


My Stolen Chappal
I really MISS YOU

pesh hai pehli baar aap k mobile mein nahata hua larka
neeche jao or dekho
!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
or neechhe







bare besharam ho aap
but aaj thand hai larka kal nahaye ga!!!!

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

zindagi aik peheli hai
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abey keypad dabana band ker duffer esa kerne se solve nahi ho jai gi



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