Funny Sms Page 34


press down for your NEW YEAR gift.







Dil kar raha hai k zor se THAPPAR maron. Aaj kya NEW YEAR hai, Nahin na tou gift kyoun chahiye?

Tum
accahay
changay
beautiful
pretty
farmabrdar
faraz
shanas
pious
naik
noble
Banday ka massage parh ray hain

Macher ne jo kata dil main junoon tha,
khujli hoi itni dil besakoon tha,
pakra tu choor diya ya soch ker ke,
sale ki rago main apna hi khun tha.

Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main chaltey hain ....
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka
kiya faida..

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

yeh sulagta huwa jism,
yeh kapkapaty huwy hont,
yeh thartarata huwa bada,
yeh larkharate huwe awaz,
uffff..
mujhey pehly say shak tha kah tum charse ho.

SOCHO YEY SMS KIS KA HAI
SOCHO SOCHO
Hmmmmmmm
SOCHO SICHO ZRA ZOOR LAGA KAR SOCHO
Hmmmmmmmmmm
SOCHO SOCHO
ABEYULLO K PHATTEY PHIR SOCH
Hmmmmmmmmm???????????
YEY SMS TEREY BAAP KA HAI.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

five benefit of kissing
1. changes taste
2. burn calories
3. lips never got dried
4. relieves stress
5. makes face muscles strong
so keep kissing

Koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
Nuclear energy ka zamana hai bomb se ura do sale ko.

Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin ?



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