Funny Sms Page 36


eyes 2 look at u, hands 2 pray for u,
mind 2 remember u, heart 2luv u,
legs 2 kick u if u forget me.

Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar se toilet mey laga rakhi hai,
tumhara deedar karne k liey jolab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Kash dil ki bat mai itna asar ho jaye "aap miss call de" aur "wo receive ho
jaye" bat kare ke hosh gum ho jaye aur hosh tab aye jab "balance khatam ho jaye"

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is
right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know
this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

Santa: What"s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the
trouser.

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it"s
1.5 ltr.

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the
consequences.

I"ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.



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