Funny Sms Page 37


After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes,
tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai!!!

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap
Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi
karte hai..!

When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To
kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history
continues...

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental,
10% senti and 90% mental.

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yarr tujhe itnay sms kiy
pher na kehna sms nahin karta

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.



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