Funny Sms Page 39


who says english is a simple language..?..i m not a human..?what is the asnwer..?..YES or NO..?

Jab shaam k saaye dhaltay hain, tab yaad tumhari aati hay. Her dard phool ban
jata hay, her zakham ko neend aa jaati hay. love u so much

Jab tum hansti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan pahle bander tha. Dekhao ghusaa mat
karoo kyunki jab tum ghusaa karti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan aaj bhi bander hai!!

Breaking News: Now call charges will b charged according 2 ur brain size, smaller
the size cheaper will b the call rates.
Congratulation, u can make free CALLS

IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"

A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!

Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don t like 2 read,
Or if my msgs disturb u
Then plz don t hesitate,
Feel free to
THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil
jaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.

Never kiss a police woman coz she"ll say, "stop! Hands up" Never kiss a nurse coz she"ll say, "next please". Always kiss a Teacher coz she"ll say, "Good! now repeat it 5 time"

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi



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