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10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO

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Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur

mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher ..............

If I was an Artist, u would be my picture.
If I was a poet, u would be my inspiration.
If I was an author, u would be my story.

But I am sorry I am only a


Cartoonist....!!!

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!

Kia padh rahey ho?
Bhai kia padh rahey ho?
Pehlay kabhi message nahin padha kia?

Sochta tha har mod par aap ka intezar karenge..
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kambhakat sadak hi seedhi nikli

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

An elephant falls in luv with an ant but ant"s parents r against their
marriage...Guess why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY K DAANT BAAHIR HAIN"

We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going to
heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!

Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se
wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

Main nay kuty say poocha kay tum nay bander ko dekha hay? Us nay jawab diya han dekha hay our wohi yeh sms per raha hay!!!



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