Funny Sms Page 40


""Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up.....

Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll..
After Marriage, Beautiful doll..
After 1 year, Nice doll..
After 2 years, Only doll..
After 3 years, Panadol........

Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

Call me its very urgent.







Always read the sms fully or else u"ll become a fool

Tum ney jo apni zulf lahrai,
Joon phurak k thalay aie

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

Why dont sardars make love in a moving train? Bcoz its written there Chalti
gaadi main chadna mana hai.

sms nechay hai


aur nechay





aur nechay





aur nechay





maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay.

A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don"t change ur finger, its too late.

A - U"r Attractive B - U"r D Best C - U"r Cute D - U"r Dear 2 me E - U"r
Excellent F - U"r Funny G - U"r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I"m J - Just K -
Kidding



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