Funny Sms Page 35


What"s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of
you & torture is thinking of you too much.

Funny Definitions
College : A place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

Wife: apnay hubby say, such such batao tum shadi say pehlay kitne guls ke sath soay they?
Husband : Jan tumhari kasam sirf tumharay sath baqi sab kay sath to jagta tha.

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae
Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita

Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Aur hansoo
Sada hanste raho
Hamesha khush raho
Khilkhilate raho
Jagmagate raho
Mera kiya hai log tumhe hi pagal kahen gey

K!SS is the Key of L0V3
L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDREN
CHILDREN r the Problem of PAKISTAN
So STOP K!SS!NG
&
SAVE PAKISTAN

Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Bewaqoof koi nahin

Mian 1 sms hoon.
Jise stupid log parte hain.
Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain.
Gadhe delete karte hain aur
Pagal store karte hain.
TUM kya karne vale ho?????

Humain tu apnoun nay luta, gherooun may kahan dum tha
Mujhay wahan phaynka jahan pani kum tha

i want 2 take u for a romantic dinner
sit by candle lite
shower u wht flowers
and say those 3 magical words
"PAY THE BILL", MERI JAANOO



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