Funny Sms Page 33


Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don"t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .

Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin ?

Take a Bowl

Fill it With GRAPES

Put Your Hand In It

Go In Front Of Mirror

You Know What You Will Find...??

LANGOOR Key
HATH
Mei
ANGOOR...!!!

Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai

"COMMUNICATION"

THREE QUICK WAYS OF COMMUNICATION.

1=TELEPHONE

2=TELEVISION

3=TELL A WOMEN

WANT IT MORE QUICK, TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE.

Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read it without the word dog.

Life ho tu aisi
.
.
.
.
Monday ko Dosty
Tuesday ko Peyaar
Wednesday ko Shadi
Thursday ko Baraat
Friday ko Fighting
Saturday ko Talaq
Sunday ko Rest
Monday ko Next...!

Kash dil key yeh tamana poori hojaey, app miss call dein or woh recieve hojay
sab bhol kar ghanto karein hum batein, hosh tab aaey jab balance khatm hojaey.

main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehei



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