Funny Sms Page 29


I have started luving "U"... I know it sounds rediculous but I can"t control
my feelings 4 "U". Some time later I"ll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan..

1 : Memon badmashi karega.
2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga.
3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge.
4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga..
5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga.

Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur
greatness, your smartness, then just kill them..
How dare they FOOL u 1 day before.

Keep in touch in with me otherwise
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32
All the teeth will be broken

1 tha raja
1 thi rani
Dono mar gye
Khatam kahani
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Ab neechey kiya lash dhoond rhe ho ??

PATTA gir sakta hai par DARAKHT nahi.
SOORAJ doob sakta hai par AASMAAN nahi.
DHARTI sookh sakti hai par DARIYA nahi.
DUNIYA sudhar sakti hai par AAP nahi

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Tum aa gaye ho Noor a gaya hai,
Tum aa gaye ho Noor a gaya hai,
Chalo teeno picture chalen.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli,
Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.



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