Funny Sms Page 24


Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

****ATTENDANCE***


*Pappu !

Yes sir

*Bablu !

Yes sir

*Tinku !

Yes sir

*Gullu !

Yes sir

*Ullu !
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ULLU?
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button na dabbau
attendence
lagwaoooo........

Kia le kar aye the dunia main?
Kia le kar jaoo gay?
Mujhe sms na kar k zaalim
Tum kitnay paisay bachaoo gay?

Kamaal Ke
Nakhre Tere

Ajib Tera
StYLe Hai...

Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur

Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

I want to tell you something


But it is secret


plz do not tell it to others


I am sharing it only with you

but you have to wait for 3sec

1........

2......

3.......


Now listen


" I am fine today"

What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!

Cow eats grass!!!


dats Normal....



Human Fall in love!!!!




dats Ok......


But!!!


when monkey press keypads


INCREDIBLE



still pressing


UNBELIVEBLE!!!!!!

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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.

Santa singh: which is the most painful delivery in world?
Banta singh: sunny deol ki maa ki.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: wo nikla gaddi le ke..



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