Funny Sms Page 23


Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro

Ur Eyes Patakha ..
Ur Lips Rocket ..
Ur Ears Chakri ..
Ur Smile Phuljarri ..
Ur Personality Bomb ..

Beta!! Nikal ley ..
im Coming wid
"MATCHIS"

Hugli !
Hugli !
Hugli !
Dugli !
Dugli Dugli !
Bugli Bugli !
Bugli !!!!
Hanso Mat !
Ye Mantar Rang Kala Karne Ka Tha Jo Tumne Parh Liya Ab Kia Ho Ga ? ?

Arz kia hai


Janam Teri Yad Mai
Hame Dastt Lag Gae


thora ghor farmae


k janam teri yaad mai
hame dastt laggae



Ye bhi to anso hain



bus raste badal gae..

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ja mere sms k teer ja ,
jo mujhe sms na kare uske
dimagh main ghus ja....


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wapis q aya?

Ans:Uske pass to
dimagh hi nahi hai !

Biryani khany ki dua neet karta hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15
say 20 botion kay bamay zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff
Bismillah...

sardar ji had twins named tin & martin.again had twins named peter &
repeater.again had twins named max & climax.again had twins,he got fed up &
named stop & full stop...

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya

Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki
khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke
naam pe dede BABA:-D

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya



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